The Last Resort

That title sounds rather like i'm about to commit suicide...

Panic not!

I'm actually going to tell all you awesome people about the play i'm in. (First performance tonight!) =]

As you might have guessed it's called "The Last Resort".

I read the description for it the other day, and they make it seem like the most boring play ever:
Join us at Ferryton on Sea on a hot summer day. Meet the inhabitants of this sea-side resort from residents to day trippers to holiday makers, gulls and donkeys!

If I didn't know what the play was about and read that script I can guarentee you that I wouldn't be going to see it.

If I was to describe it in a few words to you I would say:
Innuendo, beach, love and lust.

Take away the innuendo and it sounds rather poetic. :P

Soo, i'm gonna go through it all scene by scene, and try and make it as interesting as possible. XP

Scene 1
All that random chorus shizz, and then onto an innuendo filled scene between the milkman and some random woman, i'm going to type out some of the lines. xP

Woman: Oh vic, it's you
Vic (The Milkman): Yes it's me, what can I do for you?
Woman: The usual will be fine ;)
Vic: I haven't got time for that, but I can leave you some milk..
Woman: Semi skimmed?
Vic: Or... full cream?
Woman: What about some...
Vic: Gold top?
Woman: Oh Vic
Vic: And some youghourt?
(Mugger enters behind Vic)
Woman: Oh Vic... look out!
Mugger: Ok, milky, hand over your cash
Vic: You're up a little early, ain't you sonny?
Mugger: Just let me have it
Vic: Well, since you asked
(There is a brief struggle, the mugger is floored. He draws a gun, Vic draws a shotgun)
Vic: Go ahead punk, make my day
Mugger: Ok! You've made your point
Vic: Get out of here
(The mugger flees)
Woman: You sure can handle yourself
Vic: Delivering milk is a man's business ;)

Love that scene. :P

Then it's my scene!
I'm leik a metal detector dude, who detects metal... shock, horror!

And the Killjoy family, who are like the name says.

Followed by the Brights:
Rosy: Right come along everyone.
Ray: Yes, coming dear. Children!
Sonny: Here I am father. I say it was jolly interesting looking at the cows in the field. Super fun!

I think you get the picture. XP

Donkey scenes. Old women, who killed their husbands I hasten to add. And a load of girls/boys scenes, including an almost sex scene which some people I can think of (Kris. :P) would love. xP

It's all rather awesome really, and I thought i'd write about it instead of a load of angsty stuffs. Hope that wasn't too boring to trail through. :P

Oh, and i'm happy because I have got/slightly/more confident which is rather awesome. ^__^